An Alaskan coiler is a poop so large that it coils around the toilet bowl and protrudes the water.
"Bro, clear the F out. I'm about to pinch off an Alaskan coiler"
A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times
You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.
Coined by a scholer who we will refer to as 'BN'. A Double King Coiler or (DKC) for short is when one needs to take a larger than normal 'number 2' most likely after a meal of butter chicken (no veggies). What usually follows is steamed up glasses.
Wow, that lunch was filling, I need to take a double king coiler!
A definition coined by a kid we will call DD in southern ontario, a large soft serve dookie that coils up in the toilet
Dave left a huge king coiler on the hood of that parked car!
My stomach started rumbling half-way through my shower. I didn't want to get out then start the shower over so I just dropped a Moist Coiler right next to the drain.