coke bottle

coke bottle area.

this girl got a coke bottle stuck up here!!!

ow. . thats my coke bottle area

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coke bottling

The act of sticking the penis in to a 20 oz coke bottle for personal pleasure.

Dustin link you coke bottler, what the fuck were you thinking?

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Coke Bottle Body

Big boobs, skinny waist and big hips - varies a little from the hourglass figure in that coke bottle bodies are a little fuller in the booty than on top.

"She's got the booty and that tiny waist... Perfect coke bottle body"

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Coke-Bottle Fisting

Coke-Bottle Fisting (CBF) is a sexual technique usually practiced by experienced homosexual partners and includes the following steps:

1. Purchase 1 glass-bottle coke
2. Insert coke bottle into partners ass hole bottom first, leaving neck exposed
3. Pack flaccid penis into open neck of coke bottle
4. Have partner sexually stimulate you in order to achieve an erection.
5. Make the erection grow large enough to shatter the glass bottle inside your partners ass.

I heard that kid from Bryn Mawr is into CBF.

Billy Joel: Hey, I think we´re ready for Coke-Bottle Fisting.
Gary: Are you sure? I hear that can put you in the hospital.
Billy Joel: Only if you do it right.

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coke-bottle glasses

extremely thick eyeglass lenses

That kid with the coke-bottle glasses may look funny but he has a bad attitude.

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Christ in a Coke bottle!!

Similar to "Holy crap!", "Jesus Christ!",
or "What the hell?!"

"Christ in a Coke bottle!! Grandpa pissed himself again!"

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Coke-bottle glasses

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.

Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.

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