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When one ear has so many piercings that is equal amounts holes and flesh
Damn that girl has colanders for ears!
A way to describe someone with a terrible short term memory.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.
Person: Okay the code is 123.
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!
Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.
1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!
A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod
"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"
when a massive crowd is funneled into a small passageway.
courtney kelly and michael mcswain are like sugar in a colander.....