When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.
Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
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Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks
The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.
"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."
Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.
i was cold dicking so hard today.