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shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

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dick cold

Chlamydia

Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks

by Swampninja08 December 3, 2015


Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci April 24, 2018


Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 5, 2018


cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er July 23, 2013