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An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.
"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"
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A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.
The colonel suspended the shit out of Joseph.
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The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.
I Coloneled my girlfriend last night.
That bitch deserved to be Coloneled.
Your mom was Coloneled.
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The same definition of coloneled.
I could go for some coloneling tonight.
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The only man who could control John Rambo!!!
"John, you've gotta come in" The Colonel
"I can't do it sir... breeeaaaaarr" Rambo with Sylvester Stallone voice where he speaks and... at the end of the sentence you miss the last three words or so...
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man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"
"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."
"The colonel was a gay racist."
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An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.
1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.
2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"
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