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Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.
FCW: first
You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off
FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back
You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore
FCW: ur a nooob
You: *suicide*
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A person who comments on a post and doesn't feel like their post got enough praise, thus comments again for people to notice them.
Joe Blow is feeling sad
Douche: cuz your gf dumped you? haha.
Jill: Feel better!
Larry: Cheer up dude!
Douche: get a life loser!
Hilary: Wow Douche, screw off you comment attention whore. Where do you find these assholes Joe?
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Person on youtube who writes "Like if You're watching in 2016" or "im only 13 and all listen is punk rock. am i cool yet?"
God that kid is such a Comment Attention Whore.