A big lad. He always has two dogs at his side (with a gun in his pocket). He usually drives a massive lorry while reading a physics textbook at the wheel. All in all, a pretty sound dude.
Ashley “Where’s Conal?”
Daniel “Probably taking out the dogs”
Ashley “Ok he’ll be back in 6 hours then”
8👍 1👎
A very epic child specifically known for having a enormously large penis, he is also known for being bad at maths
Person 1 “Hey is that Conall?”
Person 2 “ye”
person 1 “damm I wanna be like Conall”
35👍 11👎
• an Irish lad
• a cookie-disaster
• enjoys potatoes
• is a new definition of "Edge-e"
• has deepened feelings for memes
It's a Conall.
37👍 12👎
Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.
Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"
Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."
29👍 22👎
When someone abruptly leaves a what's app group due to fake coronavirus symptoms.
Conalism was rife on WhatsApp yesterday.
To be conalled is to be so drunk at pre's you pass out before you reach the first pub.