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A rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made.
Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!
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A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids.
Yes, a miracle.
We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies!
It ees called ze condom.
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The only rightful thing that can come between two lovers.
Last week, I went to the store and it was written below the package, "If you're not completely satisfied with the product, Happy father's day" - stretch.me.not condoms.
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Life saver every man needs.
Hey babe I brought the condoms.
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A very thin latex sheath when fitted over a mans erect penis allows him to ejaculate in a womans vagina and not make her pregnant. Used by lovers to be able to fuck without making babies.
Darling I want to fuck tonight, but please wear a condom so I don't get pregnant.
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A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.
Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.
Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years
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The greatest invention. Ever.
I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI
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