Confizzled

What your boyfriend feels like when he doesn't know what you got him for his birthday.

Boy: I am so Confizzled about what you got me for my birthday.
Girl: you are thinking of this surprise in the wrong context

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confizzled

confussing or misunderstood

i was really confizzled

confizzled

to be confusededededed......ededed

everyone was talking in a different language and i was confizzled......ededededed

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Confizzled

A word douche bags use instead of saying confused.

Person 1: Do you like him or not?
Person 2: Dawg, i'm CONFIZZLED

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confizzled

Having so much emotions(confusion) that you can't use proper English.

Sarah was so confizzled when picking high schools.

Confizzled

To be ‘Confizzled’ is where you are confused with the current situation in front of you (or in the world at large) but at least you have champagne.

At the black tie soirée last week, Martha slapped Olivia with a side of smoked salmon despite not having spoken to her before.

I was drinking Moët, utterly confizzled, and didn’t know what was happening at all!