Confusticate

1)Confusticate - To make someone confused and frustrated
2)Confusticated - To be confused and frustrated
3)Confusticating - When someone or something is making you confused and frustrated

Pinocchio said "Hey Geppetto want to here something that will confusticate you the rest of your life?" Geppetto replied "Sure." Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now!"

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Confustication

The particular combination of consternation and confusion produced when one asks a painful or awkward question that nobody wants to answer.

I am sorry for the confustication caused by my questions, I don't mean to offend.

confustion

Discussion of a confusing nature leading to general misinterpretation and seemingly random comments.

Fiona: Did get phished?
Pete: CLAMS!
Fiona: It seems I may have caused some confustion.

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Confustion

Being so confused that you quite literally explode.

Portmanteau of confusion and combustion.

Aww man, my chemistry homework almost had my brain in a state of confustion last night.

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confustications

Usually having to do with men's understanding, or lack thereof, of a woman's needs of emotions.

'Women. That was the problem; he was going into space today, so now was the time to set feminine confustications aside...' - Parallel Extinction by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published

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confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

Confustion

A confusing question.

-Did your mom go today ?
Huh, what are you talking about?
- Oh sorry for the confustion, she had mentioned she was taking a trip today.