respect my conglomerate

basically means no

Bobby: So nick can I come to your next bash?

Nick: Respect my conglomerate.

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Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.

"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."

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Conglomerate Party Toilet

The act in which multiple people drop a load in the toilet without flushing. Leaving a nice overfilled bowl for an unfortunate guest at a house party.

“Hey man remember not to flush, we’re doing a conglomerate party toilet!” “Oh man not this prank again…”

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."