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When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
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When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.
You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.
Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!
Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable
I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip
to bring about or to convene against
I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.
The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.
I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.
conjuring is a cybergroup who post shitty extorters and ewhores on doxbin.com :3
did you see conjuring doxed that shit kid yxungmane?
- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.
- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.
“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”
“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”
“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”