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conk

A procedure in which the hair of an african-american boy is straightened through the use of potatoes, lye,vaseline,and soap. It is a mark of passage to adulthood and masculinity, because of the intense pain inherent in the process.

''Damn right, it's hot, thats the lye...it's going to burn when I comb it in--it burns bad...Shorty started combing it in. But then my head caught fire... The comb felt as if it was raking my skin off.''
--Autobiography of MalcolmX--

by Marcus ''mother f'in'' Handy March 5, 2004

337๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conk

To smash harder than youโ€™ve smashed before.

Hey, you wanna conk tonight?

Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.

by BADfloppydisks July 2, 2019

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


conk

1) one's nose

2) To be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear

The car is conked out.

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

113๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conk

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with {dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and munkus.

He hit his conk hard when he fell.

His conk sure is thick. Just look at that forehead!
Look at the size of that conk on his shoulders!!

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


conk

a british term for nose, usually said when someone has a huge nose. or it can mean getting hit in a semi painful way- like bonked. or it can mean to fall asleep

Look at that blokes conk!
He conked me on the head.
I conked out at about 3 am.

by holyroman April 18, 2005

94๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


CONK

A person who plays on a controller in Fortnite

Kingofbones900 is a Conk

by Little Matthew August 13, 2018


Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking

She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž