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When you're having sex with a girl for six years, and she asks if you're going to finish soon, and you tell her you can't finish because you haven't had an internship.
I was making love to this girl last night, and I wanted to ejaculate on her breasts, but I pulled a Conley and couldn't finish. I am going to get an internship tomorrow so I can ejaculate on her breasts.
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A lyrical genius and lead singer for Saves the Day.
"Dude, Chris Conley's lyrics are the rawest and purest ever."
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An Irish Gangster who is a mad crazy fencer.
I wish I could be as translucent as Malcolm Conley!
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to tell someone to do something and expect them to be a master at it
Sending soldiers to war without training is pulling a Conley.
One hot momma! She is always on point with her style. She is a Christ follower, and loves him with all her heart. She has a sweet family. And a cute little dog. She will always bring a smile to your face. She has a good protective sense like a mommy bird. Always have a Mary Conley as a best friend. And find a Mary Conley for you wife.
A hot guy who all the girls like while he likes an un-popular girl.
Ian Conley is so cute but he doesn't like me.
Usually a girl that asks guys to feel her “Vajewcus”. She will usually be semi-attractive, mean, and tall.
“Man their goes Steve Conley”
“That Steve Conley wants to bang Darryl”
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