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Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018


Consonated

A combination of the words consonant and constipated, constipated with consonants.
Having only consonants, no vowels, in a word game such as Words with Friends or Scrabble making wordplay difficult.

Friend #1: Seriously? Another two-letter word?

Friend #2: I'm consonated, yo!

by kellybelle26 June 14, 2011


consonant dodger

A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.

The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.

by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020


Conson

It's not a cousin but it is a con!!!!...stay away from these typa people.

They will take you for everything you have.

Typical drug user specifically cocaine and synthetic pharmaceuticals
These typa people are usually found in the local broffell.
Typically buy embassy cigarettes 80 a day!!
Personal hygiene is questionable but again very deceiving under that Lynx Africa!!

Stop being such a conson

by #conson community December 14, 2021