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A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.
I hope my constipation will end soon.
I can't poop, I probably have constipation.
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The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.
So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...
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An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.
He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"
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Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
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The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
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The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!
In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
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When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit
John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated
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