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The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.
Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*
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When to people are typing in a chat at the same time, and both backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.
Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.
Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...
(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.
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An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
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1. A competition in urinating, most likely to see who is able to urinate the farthest or for longest time. Mostly done between males, although I'm not ruling out the female possibility.
2. An argument where each participant is merely attempting to out-do the other one, not for the sake of the truth coming out, but simply to win. (see pure heavy metal fans of any type of metal, the most uppity in the world.)
3. Two or more parties simply attempting to out-do one another, not for the sake of truly believing in their cause, but just to win in order to gain some kind of power, honour, or reward of some kind. (see politics, particularly Australian politics; see also university philosophy students if there is such a definition)
For good examples of #2 and #3, try Linkin Park, Metallica, Blink 182, George W. Bush, America, John Kerry, Religion, Football, Britain, Airsoft, Paintball, Punk, Skater, Goth, Rap and Ska
Okay, it's not about what you reckon anymore, it's just become a pissing contest. Want us to get out the measuring tape?
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noun- any high school class president election - ever.
Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.
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Not quite a dick waving contest, but invitation can be precipitated by what one believes is leading in the direction of said contest.
It occurs when Person B continues to try to "one-up" person A. Person A, who appears indifferent, and with low tolerance, abruptly questions, "Do you want to have a money-contest." Person A has effectively downplayed person B's attempts to one-up, by insinuating that Person B would clearly lose in a money contest.
Benjamin growing quite impatient with the sak's salesgirl and her vague references to dating celebrities and world-travel, promptly interrupted, "Would you care to have a money contest?"
The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.
No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!