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one of those scam text spam messages
today a received a context that stated i could make a a thousand dollars an hour.
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It's the listening to him fuck his staff ona loop for me. Because the cuckold that watched them do it liked to repeat the noises.
Iam "You know I was happy for a good minute. Happy to be helping people."
Hym "That changed pretty quick. Working in a retard sex cult will do that. I'm mean, you see how many parallels I can draw between the shit you're bitching about and my situation right? You see how hollow that makes everything you're saying ring? When vaguely analogous things like what is happening to me, happen to you. It's unacceptable. Because you're the 'good one'. And here I sit, with no fear of being held accountable. Because I haven't don't anything wrong. It's not just the hypocrisy it's that you're proving me right. Look it how right I was! Thanks for that. That's the context."
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being in a contest through text messaging.
"I just won concert tickets through the radio's contexting system!"
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(v) combo of words conversation and text(SMS TXT MSGING)i.e. to have a conversation via sms
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"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.
In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.
It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.
Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!
Clues/hints found around a situation to help explain how or why the situation occurred.
This observation is usually blantently obvious to the person making the comment while the person the comment is being made to is oblivious.
Jim: Man, Lizzie really wants me tonite! It's weird because usually she doesn't gives me the time of day.
Danny: Uh.. lets see.. She's drunk off her ass, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a skank, and she got fired from KFC today. Use the context clues bro! She doesn't like you, she's just desperate!
Jim: So you think I'll get laid?
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