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An individual or entity hired by an interest group to influence public opinion towards some desired end, esp. one with no ideological investment in that particular end as a cause or issue (i.e. acting purely out of financial interest). Political contractors are often expert propagandists, who seek to denature existing language in order to discredit or tarnish its users (typically the opposition).
Krystal, despite her anti-corporatist beliefs, has been a willing political contractor for several multimedia outlets that receive high levels of corporate funding.
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General Contractors or GC hire professionals to complete work on home projects. They charge a huge mark up on the labor cost of unlicensed tradesman such as Plumbing, Electrical and Havc. Along with other members of the construction community such as Masons and Carpenters. Their job is to insure that the work is completed not to code and by people who can’t speak English when the home owners try to speak to them.
Jerry the GC: I want to be the best General Contractor in the world.
Larry: How are you going to do that?
Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.
Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?
Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!
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Wild sex that occurs when two men Tag-team a woman after a long day of contracting work . Both men do so without showering, washing their hands, or taking off their boots .
Mike and Dave got done working on the barn and really gave that cashier from the hardware store the dirty contractor !
A guy with no license, insurance , or skills and uses a Minivan as a work truck with ladders tied to the top. Also has a coverted pick-up truck rear end as a trailer.
Check out that jucket contractor with that minivan work truck.
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-Noun
1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.
2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.
Man to Friend
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".
Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".
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While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.
ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
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The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.
News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.
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