cooch

To impede your own progress or someone else's progress. The ability to cooch is a natural trait that exists at least a little bit in all people and a lot in many people (i.e. the students of LMCOOCH). A cooch crime should usually not be committed unless one has special permission from Sconka. To cooch is to be human; to not cooch, divine.

Friend 1: Remember when Tony and Bryan cooched for us during spring break?
Friend 2: Yea, that wasn't cool.

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cooch

The act of hanging around, chillin, relaxing, (chil-axin) etc.

We cooched in the park for a bit init.

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cooch

i) A modern synonym for the verb to cotch (relax).
ii) To cotch (i.e. relax) in the company of women.

Mate, I'm too tired to do any work, let's just cooch it.

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Cooching

The act of engaging in promiscuous/slut-like behavior, primarily on the weekends.

She was out cooching aroung all night at that frat party.

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Cooch

Another word for a female's vagina. Men seem to spend their lives wanting cooch.

Poonam hurried home to clean her dirty cooch so she wouldn't get a yeast infection.

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Cooch

A socially acceptable term for vagina.

*During a YouTube live stream*
Husband: Linda, your dog is sniffing your cooch.
Linda: Tucker, don't sniff that!
Tucker: Woof Woof!

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Cooch

Couch Grass is by far one of the most popular lawns used in Australia today.

Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'

Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'

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