1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.
2. To die of such a disease.
1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!
2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.
The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.
Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.
1. Slang; the act of getting high from marijuana;
2. Acting funny or weird after getting high.
Paul and Tony came out the car coofed as hell.
noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.
Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.
I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing