That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
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Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.
Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
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A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.
Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.
To stick your hand into a girls asshole
I just want to dip in the cookie jar
When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering
1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)
2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"
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When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.
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Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.
Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
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