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In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter
"Old man perkin's is cooking the books"
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(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.
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Books black kids never wanted to read.
"It's some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read 'em" -Tyler, the Creator
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When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.
For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.
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An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.
Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.
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when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!