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Cootered

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.

Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.

by Kat/Roxy August 8, 2008

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Cooter

The female love box, more commonly referred to as the vajayjay.




Gee whiz, your cooter really smells funny

by Kryger January 13, 2009

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cooter

1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2. A similar part in some invertebrates.
Synonyms - see vagina, poon, cunt, twat, pussy, etc

"Either your cooters work, or they don't" -Tina Fey, Weekend Update (Saturday Night Live)

"I think I popped my cooter bone out." -Lindsay Lohan, Appalachian Emergency Room (Saturday Night Live)

Apparently SNL likes to use that word...

by ithinkipoppedmycooterboneout August 13, 2005

178๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooter

Female genitalia

Betsy enjoyed having her cooter tickled and nibbled before sex.

by John Raymond February 10, 2004

1204๐Ÿ‘ 779๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooter

A Cooter is a " Gopher " Turtle . A land Turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes .
The word " Cooter " is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the " Gopher " Turtle .
In recent years it has found it's way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy )
Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .

" Look over yander y'all , there's a Cooter going in that hole "
" Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter " !
"yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop " !
" Hey y'all , Bill's drunk as a cooter "
" Mr. Johnson , he's a hard working old coot ( er ) "

by Ricky Wright August 22, 2004

633๐Ÿ‘ 417๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooter

Female reproductive part; also known as vagina, cooch, poonanny, crotch, etc. Used to make an awkward situation of touching the happy place less awkward.

1.You whore - you just slapped my cooter.
2. My cooter is itchy today.
3. Kirstens cooter is getting so large it is almost a gunt. *gasp*
4. Ricky and Shane can touch our cooters anyday.

by willprostituteformoneyJmmbnCEa July 18, 2005

44๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooter

vagina, a term of endearment

youve got one hell of a cooter on you

by cooter time April 4, 2007

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