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cornholed

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

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Cornhole

The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.

After I cornhole you, you won't shit right for a week.

by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005

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Cornholing

the secret meaning behind the song "Ride Capatin Ride" by The Blues Image. this song continues to talk about men going up to San Francisco to travel on "another shore," meaning the anus. The "Captain" is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the butt that is).

"Dude, this song is about sea travel, I'm telling you."

"Shut up Kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his dick a Captain."

by mycockismycaptain April 27, 2009

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cornhole

anal sex

penis into the cornhole

by jackcat July 11, 2008

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cornholicate

anal sex

Dude, if she's afraid of getting prgnant you can always cornholicate!

by Jamaram January 23, 2010

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cornhole

A game played by throwing a beanbag into a hole on a tilted board. Seen on Univ. of KY campus.

They were playing cornhole, but he just couldn't throw it in.

by Wordy One April 13, 2009

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cornhole

Anus, anus like: Derogatory. Often used in sentences designed to slander an individual deemed deserving of such treatment.

Noun: Used in a sentence indicating exadurated carnal desire.

Noun: used to indicate a class of person worthy of backing over while in your car, and then driving over with in forward gear.

"This new boss of mine is simply the pinacle of all that is cornhole."

"She is soo hot that I would pay money just to read the envelope containing the DNA results of the tiny g-string covering her angel-like cornhole."

It was all I could do to keep from punching that cornhole behind the counter at that Circle K. I mean who allows the nacho cheese to run dry on Saturday night?"

by BIGDAA February 22, 2008

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