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A type of material someone would use if there is no more toilet paper
Mom:HEY RONA MAKE SURE TO WIPE WITH THE TOILET PAPER WHEN YOUR IN THE TOILET
Rona:MOM THERE IS NO MORE TOILET PAPER DO YOU HAVE ANY COROLLA
a shitty little sedan made by Toyota. Possibly the reason for the decline of education in the United States and illegal immigration. Also known to give teenager boys hallucinations that they have a large penis and that the car is "awesome". They tend to jump off curbs and tear up tires. Lastly known to cause the Holocaust and genocide in Darfur.
I rather shove a cactus covered with AIDS up my glorious ass than drive a corolla
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Motor vehicle developed by Toyota Motor Corporation generally driven by Asians.
"Check out that Corolla, must be an Asian driver."
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Measurement: The number hair per square inch on a human body.
Inspired by Adam Corrolla, the beloved co-host of the radio show Loveline.
Gawd, that guy's ass is 100 corolla! Wiping must be like getting peanutbutter out of a shag carpet
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A Jewish Morning Radio Talk Host
I can't eat ham...I'm a corolla
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75% of late model Toyota Corollas(many Camrys too) have a huge superficial dent in the rear bumper, consistent with backing into a post.
Although such dents are common among cars with new drivers(who often drive corollas), it might as well be a factory option.
Thank goodness I already have a Corolla Dent! Now I won't feel so bad when I bang up my car for the first time.
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A self proclaimed genius and literally a millionaire. Pioneer of such games as "Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown" and "Germany or Florida." Aliases include "Ace Rockolla" and "Chief Thunderbear."
Drew please. 8:29, 29 after 8. Chino checking in at 59, Fullerton 59 degrees, North Hollywood....59.
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