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Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.
Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.
Lisa: USA! USA!
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A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.
'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
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A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.
dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut
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Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.
The other day at the social club, I went for a spinning cosmonaut.
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Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.
Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."
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One who explores inner and outer space via the use of natural and synthetic chemicals. Often a college student.
John will never advance in life as long as he chooses the vocation of chemical cosmonaut.
Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.
Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.
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