The Court

2013's new STD, a mutation of the clap. Also known as jenelle evans sloppy 10ths, and blue waffle version 2.0. It turns your face scabby and gaunt, and your vag into a giant roast beef that eats everything in its path. It's food preferances are iphones and clothes.

I heard #blogguy fucked that whore Jenelle Evans, he has The Court now.

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courting

When a Muslim or chaste person of the Book (Christian, Jew) gets to know another person of the opposite sex with the purpose of seeking marriage.

When two people are courting they are meeting and getting to know each while maintains their religions rules and etiquette of modesty and gender interactions.

It was more commonly used up to to early 20th century, up to the end of the Victorian era. The culture of getting intimate with the opposite sex has changed and evolved. Now in the 21st century the term dating is more commonly used, where 2 people will meet and form a relationship without marriage in mind. Only when the relationship is on full swing will the dating couple consider marriage.

This is why it's assumed (with exceptions existing ofcourse) that two people that are courting are most likely Muslim, or chaste people of the Book.

a: Maashaa Allah, my brother and Fatima have been courting for sometime now . I think their nikkah will be done next week.

b: Your mother and I courted for 2 months.

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Court

Black people in philly use the word court instead of caught. It's really funny because you can't understand what the fuck they mean.

Black Guy 1: Yo nigga I jus copped an O of some fire ya know what im sayin.

Black Guy 2: Yea i feel u nigga just don't get court wit dat shit, u feel me.

Cracka: did he say he's going to court tommorow?

Black Guy 2: Nah cracka i told him don't get court with dat shit.

Crack: Court?????

Black Guy 2: *PPPPPRRRRRRAAAAAATTTT PPPPRRRRRRAAAAAAAT*

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courts

A type of firming cream to apply to a male penis to keep it erect for hours

I couldn't get it up last night so I rubbed a bit of courts on it

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courts

a place where moshers hang out in Northwich, the Magistrates courts.

'you cuming courts?'

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courts

The art of spraeding one's wings and moaning with pleasure

My husband and I went home for a quick courts before we went out.

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Court

A HOT man with a huge shlong. Incredible sense of humor, tall good looking, creative and smart. Has the best taste in mates. And makes adorable children. Has sperm that could beat Michael Phelps at the olympics. And a total tits man.

I went out with the coolest guy, he was totally a Court

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