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When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.
Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.
When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job
Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe
The second act of intercourse from a one night stand, typically in the morning.
When I woke up this morning, all I wanted was my courtesy cut and to get the fuck out.
I smacked her ass when I woke up to get my courtesy cut.
While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.
That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!
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A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.
The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.
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courtesy jog -walking faster while noticing ongoing traffic
When pedestrian is crossing the street, they notice a car making a turn, the pedestrian walks faster or jogs to cross the street to allow the car to make a safer turn into the street
Just a way a pedestrian can be courteous and aware of the traffic.
That assholeisnt looking around when he crossed , and I nearly got hit making a left turn, because he didnt do a courtesy jog.
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When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
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