Face coverage

When a Facebook newsfeed is filled with enough status updates referring to the same event that attendance is not vital.

Unfortunately, I couldn't make it to the game, but I followed the face coverage, so it was like I was practically there.

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Double Coverage

This action is performed when one person is getting jizzed on from both sides of the face from two different dongs.

Call Bong Master's Mother for example of double coverage, bring a friend.

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Outkick The Coverage

To do better than expected or anticipated.

"Benny is dating Darla? Whoa, she's way out of his league. He was totally able to outkick the coverage."

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outpunting coverage

Scoring a girlfriend that is far too good for you on multiple fronts including looks, coolness and just about every other aspect of life.

"Outpunting Coverage" example: Skyler is definitely outpunting his coverage with this new GF of his. Well done, Skyler!

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Outkicking your Coverage

To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be 'out of your league.'

Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin' hot... A legitimate '8'... How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.

Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!

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outkicked his coverage

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.

Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

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Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

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