cow

1. An animal used for meat and for milk. Domesticated. Sadly, this animal has had a rather bloody history, and not even their babies are safe from being turned into food; the little ones become an evil food known as veal.

2. A term for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person (usually female), despite that cows are cute and relatively intelligent animals.

I'd call Ann Coulter an ignorant cow, but that would be insulting to the cow; cows (and dogs) are too cute and too smart to be seen as horrible; she's a fly.

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cow

a COW (noun) meaning a fit or an outburst.

(I recall this word being used back about 1975. It was coined such because apparently some people, when they were getting upset, would make a somewhat long and gutteral sound that amazingly sounded like a cow mooing.

he/she is having a cow, man !

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cow

a disturbingly fat lady with extremely saggy breasts and enough rolls to fill a bakery.

"EWWWW!!,OMG a naked cow is on the loose!!

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cow

best animal in the world DO NOT use as a negative comment e.g 'You stupid COW!' i myself am a cow and am offended when evil people get called cows i want to be called a cow n yet no-one seems to call me it so in the future please use cow in this way,

'hey jess you mad moo cow'

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cow

There is no cow level!

Idiot1: "Dood! I was playing Diablo 2 yesterday, and I got to the cow level!"
Idiot2: "Wtf, dude. There is no cow level!"

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cow

Cool Organized Woman.

Chloe: "OMG Ashley you are ssssuch a cow!"
Ashely: "Awwwww sssstop that Chloe, you are gonna make me bluuuuuush!"

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cow

a person who takes up more than one seat at a movie

this cow to the seat i saved

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