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coyote ugly

according to the movie, it is waking up under someone so ugly after a night of drinking that you would chew your arm off to get out from under him or her then wake them.

After a few drinks, the coyote ugly became a babe.

by Angiealways April 18, 2006

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coyote ugly

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.

Oh wow, a film about cock teases.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coyote Ugly

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a hideous person, who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.

Shit, I got blacked out drunk last night and woke up nest to hollis!

by ahhhhhhhhhhh March 27, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coyote ugly

When your girl wakes up all ratchet, makeup smeared smelling like tequila.

"Damn girl you're coyote ugly"

by Sasha Pierce April 1, 2017

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double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

by Denny Bob November 14, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


double coyote ugly

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.

"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).

by jewpoints December 13, 2004

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