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When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple
Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"
A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.
See also: crabapple
I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.
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Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.
An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
"I'm gonna break her off some ol' allentown crabapple."
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After anal sex a Crabapple is inserted into the anus so it can be retrived by the partner using only his mouth.
(Eating is optional)
Hey man Ron told me he gave Scott the old Currie Crabapple last night !
Ya..Rob & Ron told me that it took Scott almost a hour of hard sucking and gnawing to get that bad boy out.
Dude !! (I think scott made Ron eat it after).
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The worst school ever teachers are rude and people only want to go there to tik off teachers
Dude have u heard of cms??
No bro what about it?
Dude the teachers just dress cut someone for PM's.
Bro no way.
Dude yea and Mrs. Z made fun of one student
Bro I hate crabapple middle school
When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things
My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple