Cracked crack

A cut or sore in your ass crack, usually caused by too much sitting.

That 14 hour flight gave me a bad case of Cracked Crack.

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see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.

When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

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