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A fart that makes a crackling sound that either ends up smelling not so much like roses or leaving a rosebud in your underpants
oooh that was a cracklin rosey baby
When you put pop rocks on your girlfreinds vagina. Then proceed to eat them.
Last night jimmy gave sally a cracklin cooter, she loved it!
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When your fucking a girl with cancer put pop rocks in her mouth and smack the back of her head to give a crackling and smacking noise
There was so much cracklin smacklin when I was with Tina at Doernbecher last night
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Cracklin Rosey The bloody blisters that form on a male after extended periods of time masterbating.
Check out this cracklin rosey on both of my hands!
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Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.
hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!
can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran
When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
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She put the cracklin' snatch wax on my box, and tore out all my hair!
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