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(N) When someone or something gives you the inspiration to say "aww" or it is cute, it is considered cradle.
(V) to cradle it, something you want to hold or touch
(note: not used in a sexual sense)
That old man holding the door for his wife is cradle!
You just made my day, cradle you!
You are so cradle!
That little dog is cradle with barrettes in it's hair.
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n.- filthy fucking paedo, who goes by the name of Cradle. Preys on little children esp. those with no limbs. - disgusting isn't it?
alt.- 'Cradle', 'Cradle Snatcher', 'Fucking Paedo' or 'Stay Away From My Kids'
No examples - just don't let go of your child's/ baby sister/brother's hand. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.
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On the highway, the clear space between clusterfucks (packs of cars traveling close together at the same speed across both lanes).
"I know I'm not at the speed limit, but I'd rather be in the cradle--with no cars around you, you're a lot less likely to get in an accident."
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A sex act where you stick one fist down your partners mouth, another up the anus, then lift and rock them back and forth like a baby.
I was cradling the shit out of Anita last night. Literally.
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cheerleader's way of saying "see you later"
"Hey call me when you get home!"
"ok, cradle!"
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To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.
antonym=rob the grave
Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!
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