The Craig

Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.

"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."

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Craig

HANDSOME! .. Also meaning rock similar to pebbles ... A male penguin offers a female penguin a pebble if she accepts it they become partners ... find yourself a craig who will give you a pebble!!

Look at craig, he's the most handsomest hooooman!

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Craig

The most perfect human in all of humanity. Very athletic and smart. They are truly flawless when it comes to looks. Usually, Craig's have dark hair and are very tall.

Oh my gosh look it's Craig

FOR REAL??? Where!!!!??

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Craig

(noun) a good friend that ALWAYS makes you laugh; usually tall and athletic; a good listener and someone who has your back.

" Craig is my best friend; he always has my back."

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Craig

This man is the living embodiment of chivalry. He will go to the co-op and buy you your favourite drink even though you didnt ask him to. Fantastic.

"Who's that dude?"
'Oh that's Craig. He's proof that chivarly is not dead.'

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craiged

Fans of the Late Late Show host, author, actor and stand up comedian Craig Ferguson use this term when he makes fun of somebody or something. Then he/she/it gets craiged.

"...poor larry king, got craiged again..."

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Craig

Craig is the only person you will need in your life to be happy. He is always there for you and gives you a reason to be alive. Also, if you have a Craig, never let him go, because you will not find anybody like him again. He is the perfect partner, sweet, loving, caring, protective and smart as well as so much more. A Craig is incredibly multi talented, very handsome and a genius in everything he is interestet in. His humor is excellent and he can change your mood and thoughts to positive in seconds. A Craig needs a loyal partner who will love him more then he loves you. He is the perfect father figure and would do anything to give his loved ones the things he couldn't have. A true hero. Do not break his heart or else you are a slag :)

I love you, Craig.

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