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Guy 1 :"Hey man are you a greg"
Guy 2:"nah im a craig"
Guy 1 :"then yoy shall perish
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A sweet and quiet guy that you’ve known forever and would think to be timid and shy that turns out to be the best dickin’ you’ve ever had...
My week was horrible until I got to see Craig. That boy knows his way around a woman....
468👍 88👎
i met a superhero. i lost him. i want him back. and i want to give him his grin. i want him to not bear being in a room that i’m not. i want him to not feel alone, and to know that i’m 10% his.
but he doesn’t like me back
i guess he never did
craig is the best person i’ve ever met
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A mischievous and very open person. He is not afraid to speak about his opinions and morals. You will always enjoy a time with a Craig around. A Craig is also generally athletic, hardworking and many ladies even view him as handsome.
How the heck did Craig do that?
326👍 69👎
A handsome man who will go to the ends of the earth for someone else and don't usually expect anything in return. He's a perfect sensitive guy, but covers that up with his strong physicality and mentality. He is highly intelligent and multi talented which you’ll only know once you get to know him as he’s incredibly humble. Be warned: Craigs’ are exceedingly stubborn.
This stain is as stubborn as a Craig!
153👍 35👎
To hookup in someone else's bed without prior consent.
"Dude, you might want to wash your sheets"
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
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Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
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