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Meth Addict word (like Stoner is for Marijuana)
Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker
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A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.
John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"
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Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.
Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.
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An erection or hardon, usually encountered in Baltimore or other wharf dwelling commuties.
Pete: Sorry my cranker was poking you all night long, Adam. Don't take it too personal, ok?
Adam: it's fine , Pete. It's fine.
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1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.
2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.
My bud, you married a cranker.
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That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.
Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.