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When you get creeped on so hard, it's practically rape.
Halexa: "I got craped on last night at the Vee!"
Honda: "By who?"
Halexa: "Some crapist."
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Crape (cat-rape, also may be referred to cute-rape). The feeling you get when you look at many cute cat or kid pictures. Because you are trapped in cutness of one's and literally unable to respond to it any other way but die from cutness.
Person who want you to suffer from crape: -did you see this picture?
You, unware of it, moving towards the picture: -awwwwww... this is so cute, omg :3 ahhhhh make it stooop... this is to much of cuteness! Craaaaaaaape @@
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Corporate rape – What happens to longtime employees when their jobs are outsourced or off-shored.
“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.
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-The only word that should rhyme with grapes.
-the hideously anorexic monster from pan's labyrinth, also refered to as "pans labyrinth monster".
oh my god Crapes please dont eat me i'll just buy you more grapes.
that paris looks like she has crapes
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A Green Crape is when you have sloppy, green diarrhea and you shit onto your own Red Pancake, then a man ejaculates onto it and finally stirs all the ingredients together with his haggard fuck stick which makes a luscious, wondrous, platter of goodness for all to enjoy!
"Hey Hank, I heard ya' gals got a nice Blue Waffle goin' for ah."
"Nah man, she's past that. She's worked her way up to a Red Pancake."
"Ahhh gnarly bra. My bitch has a Green Crape."
"Duuuuuude D':"
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when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.
guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape
friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker
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