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The definition of a man that never takes no for an anwser. When intoxicated, will creep around and make advances on unsuspecting girls. Also enjoys forcibly making girls flash.
Oh man, here comes AP Creepster!
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1)A person who advances on a 15 year old.
2)A girl who doesn't get her eyebrows done/shave her upper lip.
3)A guy who sniffs your hair from behind.
4)Lesbian gym teachers.
5)Guys with leg tattoos.
6)A guy who steals your underwear and wears them.
7)Carrot tops.
8)Guys who wear cowboy boots and/or have ponytails.
9)Hot Topic employees.
10)Guys who share lollipops with other guys.
11)Guys who have their balls as their aim icons.
Pee Wee Herman is a fucking creepster.
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CREEPSTER Definition #2
A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP (See CREEPSTER #1).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS
1. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
2. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
3. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
4. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
5. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
6. All Swingers.
7. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
8. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
9. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
10. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
11. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
12. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
13. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
14. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
15. Many Guys who have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age.
16. All Adulterers.
I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.
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a man who walks around in only a trenchcoat and flashes random women
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guy at the bus stop who hits on chicks half his age; guy who stares for an uncomfortable length of time and then follows you home
"That 40 year old guy without teeth just hit on me, what a creepster!"
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1.) a roommate who walks in while you and your girlfriend are having sex and sits there and tries to watch.
2.) a roommate who comes in while you are sleeping on the couch and tries to quietly masterbate.
Hey, my creepster roommate has squinty eyes.
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A CREEPSTER is a SOMEONE WHO GIVES OFF A Creepy Presence (See CREEPSTER Definitions #1 & #2).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
21. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
22. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
23. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
24. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters and/or Step Daughters.
25. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
26. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
27. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
28. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
29. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
30. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
31. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
32. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That guy at church with the goatee beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is one Heavy Creepster.
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