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In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart
I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"
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When you vomit your insides all over a sink or bathroom floor, forming a nice even coat... like a creme brulee.
Drank too much jager last night... ended up creme brulee-ing all over the toilet floor.
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A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.
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Jizzing on a girl's face and then using a blowtorch to caramelize it.
Man: My girl gave me some nice creme brulee last night. Burnt her face up real good.
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A white, fluffy flamer. You son of a bitch!
Blake used to be so manly but now instead of working out he just pops that dick up in dat booty hole. Creme Brulee anyone?!