Incredible striker, plays for Chelsea FC. Has perfect hair, face, body, goal scoring record. Spent 2004-2005 at AC MIlan until jose mourinho (genious) took him back.
boy: Hernan Crespo with another goal for the blues
girl: doesn't it suck he's married?
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Cockney rhyming slang for a man with the appearance of a women impersonating a man- hence 'Lesbo' = 'Crespo'
Commonly used in the midlands of England now to describe effeminate men trying to appear 'butch'
Lets get in some drinks. So, thats four pints and a Vodkatini for Hernan Crespo
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A freaking genius. Good looking, smart and dumb, helpful, loving and loyal.
An insult based off famous false prophet and well known liar from the 1800’s Irene Crespo she was burned at the stake for being accused of being a witch
“Dude you keep lying like you’re Irene Crespo, keep going and you’ll get burned”