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Crispy Critters

Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".

In the words of C.W. McCall:

One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet

by Russellsroughneck May 2, 2023


Crispy Critter

A furry, Hippie, Liberal, brain fired, loon

Them crispy critters need to be put on leash.
Damn crispy critters keep tryna blame everything on guns.

by Coyote airsoft April 11, 2023

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Crispy critter man

a man who is often confused due to a combination of sunburns and hard drugs

I am a crispy critter man, and now i've got this wicked headache

by notsoslimshady January 20, 2011

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Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022


crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023