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Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.
"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”
A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.
Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?
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A slang term for masturbation
When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.
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Must have 5+ gay male participants.
An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.
Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*
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Sexy people who give the best gifts and I would literally do anything for them
“Crochet people are the fittest people in earth”
“Very very true, I’d hit”
Natalina wanted to cuddle with Tarun by the fireplace while he wore his warm crochet sweater
when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently
Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"