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When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.
"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"
When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.
"Dude we were totaling playing croquet and Tom started giving a croquet set" said Michael
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Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.
He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.
To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.
Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..
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A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.
I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.
the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia
cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet