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crotch cricket

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

by ACannon April 9, 2008

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble SΓ©bastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019


crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

41πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Crickets

Bugs in your underwear
crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

by Rab Dog July 27, 2004

19πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007

31πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 8, 2010


Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.

Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".

by Timothy Keith Metz May 19, 2006

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž