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crotch goblin

One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.

Tony is a fucking crotch goblin, look at him perving around in the panites isle at walmart

by DΓΆug March 30, 2006

9πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

138πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Goblin

A derogatory term used by insufferable β€œchild-free” morons referring to kids.

β€œPeople who use the phrase β€˜crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”

by Terribly Unfunny August 27, 2022

13πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

7πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Goblin

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner

"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."

by Mk. 42 December 21, 2013

4πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Goblin

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal

1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!

by xxxShadowFatexxx December 12, 2005

3πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž