One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.
Tony is a fucking crotch goblin, look at him perving around in the panites isle at walmart
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A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
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A derogatory term used by insufferable βchild-freeβ morons referring to kids.
βPeople who use the phrase βcrotch goblinβ are arguably more annoying than vegans.β
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This is a common slong term for an STD
man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank
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(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner
"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."
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A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.
That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!
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1. Pubic Lice
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
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