crotch

1. Another name for groinal area.

2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants

3. Act of shoving something in your crotch

<A> My crotch is itchy.

<A> There's a whole in the crotch of my pants

<A> I crotched the drugs.

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crotch

To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.

Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!

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crotch

a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.

"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."

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crotch

the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.

The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!

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Crotching

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.

Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)

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Crotch

A non-gender bias replacement for swear words.

Crotches be crazy!, Crotchfucker!, Quit Crotchin'!, Don't crotch out on me!

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crotch

(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.

We're out of cup holders; looks like I'll have to crotch my root beer.

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