Crowl

A multi-faceted term capturing the chaotic elegance of a bowel movement's journey as it curls, crawls, and finally bowls into the porcelain abyss. A portmanteau of crap, curl, crawl, bowl, and bowel, it refers to the distinct trajectory of excrement when it defies physics in a dramatic arc.

The word has evolved into a broader metaphor for any convoluted, overthought process that starts with messy intentions and ends in an inevitable flush of failure.

"After all his boasting, the argument he made in court turned into a total crowl—spiraling out of control before crashing in the bowl of public opinion."

Crowl

A group of middle age white men that dress alike

I have seen 8 crowl in one market.